Eating Sandals in Red Hook


Other people’s pupusas

Okay, I’ll tell you, because I trust and respect you. And actually, because the Gothamist alreayd told you about it two years ago.

The best-kept food secret in Brooklyn is a sandal. A huarache to be exact. Or at least that’s the vernacular in which you have to order the oblong corn-flour pancake whose batter is mixed with bean paste, cooked crisp on the open griddle, and then topped with delicious spicy beef or pork, sprinkled with that crumbly white cheese that only Mexicans can get just right, fresh-chopped cilantro, tomato, pico de gallo, sour cream and green hot sauce, folded over on a paper plate — improbably fresh and delicious, unbelievably tasty, and you can wash it down with a tamarindo-flavored Jarritos soda, while watching two local Latin American soccer teams play an impressive game. Every Saturday and Sunday! The football was obviously the draw for the 200 yards or so of mom-and-pop stalls serving excellent Mexican, Colombian, Salvadoran and Peruvian street food (and the bonus is that it’s all made and washed with New York City water, so you won’t pay the same price in after-effects as you might in, say Oaxaca).

There’s no finer treat than taking a swim in the gorgeous Red Hook municipal pool, then wandering over for lunch to the stalls around the soccer field opposite. I’d also recommend pupusas, a different combination of corn-flour, bean paste and meat, more like a patty. The tamales are good, so are the quesadillas, and also the rice and beans. And that almond milk drink, or the homemade lemonade. And for a counterintuitive dessert treat, try a fresh mango, slice and diced while you watch and put in a bank bag, sprinkled with salt and fresh lime juice — or some watermelon or fruit salad, done the same way, except with chili powder too.

It’s crowded, smoky, and there’s not much place to sit (unless you go up to the edge of the football field), but, hey, that’s street food, right? And there really is none better in Brooklyn.

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The Dems Don’t Get Iraq, #324

The Congressional Democrats are in a huff over the fact that Iraq’s prime minister Nuri al-Maliki has attacked “Israeli aggression” and refused to condemn Hizballah over the current conflagration in Lebanon. How can the U.S. be listening to such a man, they demand. He doesn’t support the U.S. position or goals in the Middle East…

Uh, will someone please tell the Democratic leadership that, actually, no representative Arab leaders support U.S. goals in the Middle East. And Maliki is democratically elected, after all. Sure the Saudis have criticized Hizballah for setting things off, but when last did they face their electorate? Maliki’s government, by the way, the last-best hope of the U.S. being able to extricate itself from the quagmire (although that’s looking pretty remote — the civil war is spinning out of control, and Maliki was in Washington to ask for more U.S. troops) is dominated by parties, his own included, that could legitimately be termed ideological soul mates of Hizballah. That’s democracy for you.

Then again, I’ve long since given up waiting for the Democrats to say anything sensible about Iraq: The last time they were in a huff about Maliki it was because his government wants to offer an amnesty to insurgents who’ve killed Americans (although not to those who’ve waged terror attacks against Iraqi civilians). Well, how else do these noble Democratic defenders of America’s honor plan to fulfill their promise to get out of Iraq? Haven’t they noticed that the insurgency has actually grown in the three years of the occupation? Do they think, contra conventional wisdom even in the U.S. mission in Baghdad , that it can be defeated militarily? Or are we to deduce from these comments, and their dog and pony show over Maliki and Hizballah, that they’re not really serious about anything other than electioneering on the basis of voter ignorance?

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Six Fallacies of the U.S. Hizballah Campaign

Is Iran Driving the Conflict?

People outraged by the hundreds of Lebanese killed in Israeli bombing raids over the past week may be tempted to see in the U.S. rush to ship Israel extra supplies of bombs and missiles to rain down on Lebanon, and in its diplomatic effort to prolong rather than end the conflict in the hope that Israel can achieve its battlefield objectives, evidence that the offensive is part of another club-footed U.S. effort to remake the region. But it’s not that simple. In fact, it may be no more true than the idea that because Iran funds, trains and arms Hizballah, it was Tehran that took the decision to escalate the conflict on Israel’s northern border. Client states and proxy forces tend to act autonomously of their backers, even if they share many of the same objectives — if they didn’t have their own separate interests they wouldn’t be proxies or clients, they would simply be satellites.

It’s well established that Israel acts independently of the U.S., and what distinguishes the current U.S. administration from its predecessors is the extent to which it simply follows Israel’s lead. Smart and well-informed Iran-watchers such as Trita Parsi challenge the the conventional wisdom in much of the media that Iran took the decision to seize the two Israeli soldiers, and suggest the focus on Iran comes from those who would like to see the U.S. take on Iran. I spoke to Parsi last week, and he suggested that the escalation in Lebanon actually undermined Iran’s interests, and that Hizballah acts autonomously from its backer, particularly on a tactical level. “On grander strategic actions, Hizballah would probably seek consent or approval from Tehran, but not necessarily on tactical operations. And its not clear that they saw the capture of those soldiers as having strategic consequences, or whether they just saw it as a tactical opportunity to press for the release of prisoners.”

This argument is echoed by Mark Perry, a U.S. analyst involved in ongoing talks with Hizballah.

Hezbollah and Israel stand along this border every day observing each other through binoculars and waiting for an opportunity to kill each other. They are at war. They have been for 25 years, no one ever declared a cease-fire between them. … They stand on the border every day and just wait for an opportunity. And on Tuesday morning there were two Humvees full of Israeli soldiers, not under observation from the Israeli side, not under covering fire, sitting out there all alone. The Hezbollah militia commander just couldn’t believe it — so he went and got them.

The Israeli captain in charge of that unit knew he had really screwed up, so he sent an armored personnel carrier to go get them in hot pursuit, and Hezbollah led them right through a minefield.

Now if you’re sitting in Tehran or Damascus or Beirut, and you are part of the terrorist Politburo so to speak, you have a choice. With your head sunk in your hands, thinking “Oh my God,” you can either give [the kidnapped soldiers] back and say “Oops, sorry, wrong time” or you can say, “Hey, this is war.”

It is absolutely ridiculous to believe that the Hezbollah commander on the ground said Tuesday morning, “Go get two Israeli soldiers, would you please?”

Parsi picks up the argument: “If Iran had encouraged Hizballah to do this, it’s not clear why Iran not doing more to help Hizballah — specifically, the fact that some of the stronger missiles that they have in Lebanon, such as the Fajr and the Zelzal, are not being used. And there’s also the fact that Iran made a stern warning that if Syria is attacked, Iran would come to its defense. But why did it not issue the same warning for an attack on Lebanon? Part of the reason may be that Iran didn’t actually order this operation. Because if they had ordered Hizballah to do this, and then left it to face  Israel’s wrath alone, it would send a devastating message to other allied groups in the Arab world that if you do Iran’s bidding, it will abandon you to face the consequences.”

Whatever the truth about how Hizballah made its decision, what remains clear is that the U.S. policy for dealing with the crisis, which largely involves trying to secure on the diplomatic front what Israel is trying to achieve on the battlefield, is based on a series of linked fallacies. The result will be that the crisis is prolonged, at a cost of hundreds or thousands more lives, and that its resolution will leave the U.S. position in the Middle East even weaker than it is today.

Flawed Assumption #1: Hizballah Can Be Militarily Eliminated

We’ve dealt with this one in a previous post, so don’t need to dwell. Already, it’s clear that Israel has failed to achieve that objective from the air, and must now send in ground troops — in the process turning more than half a million Lebanese into refugees. Of course, this is how Hizballah cut its teeth, fighting Israeli troops in southern Lebanon. Once in, Israel may struggle to get its troops out without it appearing to be another victory for Hizballah. Even if it pushes Hizballah back, the chances of it destroying the movement as a fighting force in this way are slim. And the prevailing sentiment among Lebanese will ensure it has a steady stream of recruits ready to fight the invader. The U.S. has learned in Iraq that the insurgency cannot be militarily defeated. Israel has learned the same thing in the West Bank and Gaza. Yet, it is still willing to risk inflaming the mass of the Lebanese population against it by trying to do the same in Lebanon. It’s unlikely to succeed militarily, meaning it will have to settle for some form of truce that will look like a defeat for Israel and the U.S. because Hizballah will have survived.

Flawed Assumption #2: If Lebanon is Made to Pay a Heavy Price, It Will Turn on Hizballah

When you hear the Lebanese Defense Minister warn that the Lebanese Army will fight on the side of Hizballah against any Israeli invasion, you get the sense that things may not be working according to Israel’s plan. And why would it? It’s Bin Laden logic, after all, echoing the idea that if al-Qaeda blows up enough stuff on the American mainland, it can force the U.S. to withdraw from the Middle East and stop backing Israel. Obviously, Americans are not going to allow people blowing up their cities to dictate to them how they should conduct their affairs; why does anyone think the Lebanese are any different? People don’t like being bombed, and they don’t like being told what to do by the bombers. The statements of the Lebanese government brought into being in part by U.S. backing reflect an acute sense of having been betrayed by Washington, which is doing its best to prolong the punishment of Lebanon by running diplomatic interference for Israel. I suspect the scale of what the Israelis have wrought in Lebanon may actually help ensure Hizballah’s survival. The message to moderate, pro-Western Arab politicians is simple: The U.S. will back you when you’re fighting Syria or the Islamists, but if you’re unfortunate enough to fall afoul of Israel, you’re on your own. The political consensus that this escalation will leave behind in the rubble of Lebanon will be far more antagonistic to Israel and wary of — even hostile to — the U.S. than the one that preceded it.

Flawed Assumption #3 (My personal favorite!): The Crisis Offers an Opportunity for the U.S. to Rally Arab Support Against Hizballah and Iran

Condi Rice, we are told, is heading to the Middle East to “build an umbrella of Arab allies against Hizballah”. Just listen to a White House official explaining her mission to the Telegraph: “She’s not going to come home with a ceasefire but stronger ties to the Arab world. It’s going to allow us to say that America isn’t going to put up with this and we have Arab friends that are against you terrorists. What we want is our Arab allies standing against Hezbollah and against Iran, since there is no one who doesn’t think Iran is behind this. We’re going to say to Hezbollah and the terrorist groups, ‘This will not stand.’ ”

Can someone please get me some of what these people are smoking? I, too, would love to escape, as they seem to do so frequently, from the squalor of reality… Israeli bombs are killing innocent Arabs by the hundred, while the U.S. supplies the bombs and demands that the Israelis be given more time, and the Arab leaders are going to stand by Israel against Hizballah. My, oh my… No lack of chutzpah in the Bush administration, I’ll grant you that. But the Arab regimes learned long ago to stop taking them seriously, as they did on Iraq, and then on Hamas. But this will be fun to watch, because the Arab citizenry is so outraged at what the Israelis are doing, and at the feeble posture of the pro-U.S. Arab regimes like Jordan, Saudi Arabia and Egypt when it comes to doing anything to help fellow Arabs under attack by Israel, that I suspect they will feel compelled to publicly rebuke Condi over the U.S. failure to press for a ceasefire, if only as a symbolic gesture for the benefit of their own public. The U.S. is going in saying Hizballah is the problem, not Israel. The Arabs will tell her that Hizballah is a problem, but not the problem; and that the Hizballah problem can only really be fixed if the Israel problem is fixed. Until Israel is ready to accept the Arab League proposals to settle all differences with the Arab world on the basis of the 1967 borders, these crises will continue to erupt. Of course, Condi may be prevented from embarrassing herself if she heeds the Saudis, who initiated Sunday talks at the White House to discuss the crisis. Safe bet is that the Saudis are going insist that the fighting be stopped, and that a grand bargain be pursued.

Flawed Assumption # 4: Syrian Cooperation Can Be Acquired Cost-Free

A spinoff of flawed assumption #3 is the idea that Syria can be persuaded to break from Iran and Hizballah by a combination of threats from Washington and persuasion by other Arab leaders. Uh, guys, what’s in it for Syria? And that’s a really important question, since Syria has been largely unmoved through two or three years of threats and harangues from Washington over its behavior on the Iraqi border, and over its murder of Rafik Hariri in Lebanon. That may be because Syria know that the U.S. and Israel know that there’s a limit on how far the regime in Damascus can be pushed, for the simple reason that the U.S. and Israel don’t want the regime in Damascus to fall — and the Israelis are explicit about this — because if it did, it would be replaced by the Muslim Brotherhood.

So Bashar Assad will stiffen his jaw and wait.

And what he may wait for will be to hear a phrase that hasn’t been uttered in Washington for at least six years now — “Golan Heights.” Syria relationship with Hizballah was premised on the fact that it had no military capacity to put pressure on Israel directly, and it saw in the Lebanese militia a form of proxy leverage to press Israel for the return of Syrian territory captured in 1967. It was assumed in the talks that went on through the 90s between Israel and Syria on this question that Hizballah’s capacity to attack Israel would be spiked once there was a deal. And I suspect that until the Syrians see some of their concerns addressed, particularly the fate of the Golan Heights, they won’t see any incentive to help out.

Flawed Assumption #5: The Middle East’s Crises Can be Addressed in Piecemeal Fashion

By now, you’d think the Bush Administration would have learned that everything in the Middle East is connected. It could just as easily pay a price in the lives of its soldiers on the streets of East Baghdad as it could in its diplomatic standing in Beirut for the stance it has taken on the Israeli action. Indeed, the crises in Gaza and Lebanon are both products of the Bush administration eschewing the traditional Pax Americana policies of its predecessors, and instead imagining it could remake the region on its own (and Israel’s) terms. Intead, in Iraq it created a vacuum filled by Iran; in the Palestinian territories it created a vacuum filled by Hamas; its handling of the Syria- Lebanon issue left the field open to Hizballah; and its refusal to engage the “grand bargain” discussion initiated by Iran’s leadership in 2003 has limited its ability to manage the crises created by Iran’s growing regional assertiveness.

The idea that the region is going to fall in line behind a U.S.-Israeli campaign against Hizballah is ludicrous. Sure, the Arab regimes have plenty of problems with Hizballah, but they can’t get behind the U.S. until a peace process that will get Israel back to some version of its 67 borders is under way, and other vital interests are addressed and engaged.

Flawed Assumption #6: Israeli Interests are U.S. Interests

The U.S. has a principle alliance with Israel, but it also has an interest in stability in the Middle East, for reasons of oil and security, on the basis of a Pax Americana. That has long been the lodestar of U.S. policy, balancing Israeli interests with those of its Arab clients. But the Bush administration abandoned that policy, tilting wholesale behind Israel on most tactical questions and abadoning its peacemaking role.

But Israel doesn’t necessarily need stability, democracy and prosperity in the Arab world. The “iron wall” doctrine of state building of Vladimir Jabotinsky, ideological icon of Ariel Sharon, is that Israel’s survival depends on crushing and humiliating its Arab neighbors. The idea was implied in Ariel Sharon’s mission-statement interview with Haaretz in April, 2001:

Haaretz: If an agreement on ending the conflict with the Palestinians is not possible and if a peace agreement with the Syrians is dangerous, what alternative are you proposing? What hope?

“From the strategic point of view, I think that it’s possible that in another 10 or 15 years the Arab world will have less ability to strike at Israel than it has today. That is because Israel will be a country with a flourishing economy, whereas the Arab world may be on the decline. True, there is no guarantee of this, but it is definitely possible that because of technological and environmental developments, the price of oil will fall and the Arab states will find themselves in a crisis situation, while Israel will be strengthened. The conclusion is that time is not working against us and therefore it is important to achieve solutions that will take place across a lengthy period.

Israel’s leaders — at least those of the right, who took power in 2000 with the express objective of putting an end to the peace process — have long seen Arab decline as to their advantage. Misguided as it is, the strategic doctrine that has guided Israel’s current leaders is very comfortable if there’s a civil war in Lebanon or in Gaza, or if the Arab leadership remains in its present enfeebled state. Indeed, Israel takes an indulgently amused view of the U.S. obsession with promoting Arab democracy. The actions that Israel has taken in Lebanon will have consequences for that country, and perhaps the wider Arab world, that Israel is content to accept, but that spell disaster for a Pax Americana.

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Putin’s Restraint

While I agree entirely with the call for Israel to respond with restraint and proportionality to the Hizballah attacks across its northern border, I’m not so sure that President Vladimir Putin has much credibility in making the point. Putin told the G8 summit Israel’s violence was “out of all proportion” to the Hizballah provocation, and urged it to exercise restraint. But Israel could simply respond that it’s simply exercising the king of restraint and proportionality as Putin did in 1999 when he bombed Grozny back to the stone age (above) in response to a small-scale guerrilla raid from Chechnya into Dagestan. (And given the history of mass terror attacks by Chechens in Russia ever since, look how much that helped…)

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Back to Reality: Does the World Cup Still Matter?

Golden Boot? 2006 Was About the Golden Shin Guard


It was tough defenders with an ability to raid
the flanks like Zambrotta, rather than forwards
like Totti or Luca Toni, that shone for Italy

As a football spectacle, Germany 2006 was pretty grim: It was all about cast-iron defensive organization and packed midfields strengthened by double columns of steel at their base. It was Italy’s ability to keep a clean sheet, rather than the exploits of its strikers that got it to the final. And even there, they prevailed over France largely by virtue of David Trezeguet’s error by a matter of fractions of an inch in striking his penalty. France had done the bulk of the game’s attacking, although to be fair to Italy, it had taken the game to Germany in the semifinal and reaped the reward. Still, the Italian stars of the tournament are not Luca Toni or Francesco Totti, but Gennaro Gattuso, Andrea Pirlo, Fabio Cannavaro, Gianlucca Zambrotta and Fabio Grosso – and the magnificent Gianlugi Buffon, easily the best keeper at the tournament. Italy scored 12 goals, you’ll be surprised to learn, in their seven matches (because it always felt like they were getting by 1-0). France did slightly better with its 9 goals over 12 games, but again, it was rarely Thierry Henry who was bagging ’em. Henry and Toni, of course, shared the grim task of being a lone forward searching for scraps in front of a five-man midfield. Same as Pauleta for Portugal, Rooney for England, Crespo for Argentina and so on. Germany were the exception among the final four in playing a 4-4-2, although even then their strikers didn’t set the tournament alight. Sure Klose finished methodically for his five goals, he didn’t exactly terrify defenses. Defensive organization prevailed in Germany. As Simon Kuper noted early on, it has now become commonplace for a Cinderella team coached by a well-seasoned Dutch, German or Serbian pro to demonstrate the kind of defensive organization capable of holding just about anyone at bay. Look at Trinidad, who held off both Sweden and would have done the same to England had Crouch not gotten away with using Brent Sancho’s dreadlocks to hoist himself up for the opening goal. And very few teams were willing to play the sort of football necessary to overwhelm a well-drilled defense.

I don’t think Germany 2006 will be remembered for its tactical innovations, except perhaps for its confirmation of 4-5-1 or 4-4-1-1 as a kind of tactical conventional wisdom. Less adventurous, of course, but can be brilliant when it’s done well – look at Argentina. Also, it was notable in the fact that some of the most memorable players in Germany were raiding fullbacks – Italy’s Grosso and Zambrotta, France’s Sagnol, Germany’s Lahm, Portugal’s Miguel, Tunisia’s Hatem Trabelsi and so on. Their adventures on the wing are enabled by those two holding midfielders providing cover. There are, of course, some kinds of strikers that simply aren’t effective alone up front – Wayne Rooney is the obvious example. He doesn’t play with back to goal and hold the ball up, he’s most effective when he’s running with the ball at the defense, which means in a 4-4-1-1 he’s the player just behind the lone striker and his work rate allows him to be everywhere. That’s Ronaldinho’s most effective role, too, somebody ought to have told Coach Parreira.

Back to Life; Back to Reality


The enduring image of the World Cup for me was the little video clip ( click here to view it of Portugal’s Deco and Holland’s Giovanni Van Bronckhorst sitting side by side in the stands as they watched the rest of their match together, commiserating after being sent off by the card-happy ref. This was not just some touching solidarity among sinners. The friendship between them is based on the fact that Deco and Gio are teammates at Barcelona, and in a couple of weeks they’ll be back at work together. The rival national shirts they wore in that fearful clash will have no more significance than the different colored bibs they might wear on any day’s training. Some may be tempted to see the Rooney-Ronaldo incident as a counterweight to the Deco-Gio moment: The Portuguese international sought to have his Manchester United teammate sent off. The moment it happened, I took it as confirmation that Ronaldo has no intention of returning to Old Trafford, and will be playing for Real Madrid next season. Not that Rooney didn’t go out of his way (perhaps out of loyalty to his club) to assure the world that he held no grudge against Ronaldo.

Rooney and Ronaldo, like Deco and Gio and most of the players who turned out in national colors in Germany, who will soon return to their day-jobs at the top clubs of Europe (even if some of them change clubs having impressed buyers with their abilities). A month from now, their world (and ours, speaking as a football fan) will be turned back on its feet: Ronaldinho will be terrorizing defenses; Thierry Henry will be getting buckets of goals; Wayne Rooney, Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard will be breaking from deep and scoring cracking 30-yarders, and so on. Busines as usual, you might say, although we hardly saw any of these familiar spectacles in Germany.

Aside from the poor performances of various established stars (perhaps because having given their all in a club season, spending their summer hols at the World Cup was never going to get the best out of them), there were very few surprises. Unlike World Cups of years gone by, these days most of the players were actually familiar to those of us watching our own favorite clubs week in and week out. Ecuador, I think, were the only team
whose stars were mostly unknown to the world’s year-around TV soccer audience, because they play in Cuito and Cuenca. Ghana may have thrilled and surprised, but everyone
knows Michael Essien from Chelsea and Steven Appiah from his days at Juventus. ESPN brought us the World Cup, but they also bring us the Champion’s League, in which we can see pretty much all of the players of the countries who reached the last 16 play week in and week out.

I’m not even sure that I buy this old equation about Latin American teams not able to win in Europe. First, it must be recognized that all of the Brazilian team and most of the Argentines actually play in Europe these days, meaning that’s where they live. The Brazilian style of play here had little in common with the freewheeling style of old. With their solid defense and twin holding midfielders and emphasis on keeping possession, there was something very Italian about their game. Argentina, too: remember, most of their players actually play in the Spanish league.

The Deco-Gio moment also reminded me of the more fluid notions of national identity that football pioneers these days: Deco represents Portugal, but he is Brazilian; Gio plays for Holland but his roots lie in Indonesia. (There were Brazilians on five teams other than Brazil at this World Cup: Portugal, Mexico, Japan, Spain and Tunisia.) That, and the obvious disdain of all but three or four of the French players for their national anthem, were reminders that no matter what meaning the fans attribute to the spectacle unfolding before them, for the players engaged in the increasingly cosmopolitan world of European club soccer, they are a fraternity of gladiators.

It’s hard not to wonder whether FIFA will manage to maintain the preeminence of the international game in the face of the growing power of the clubs that play in the Champion’s League, whose players make up most of the World Cup squads. It’s pretty obvious that the tension will increase when players return for summer training, banged up and knackered after the World Cup, and the clubs that have spent tens of millions of Euros on them have to get them in shape for another grueling club season that begins a little over a month from now.

Club vs. Country


Figo and Zidane captained opposing teams, but they’re old friends from Real Madrid

Interesting, also, to note the fate of the national teams from the three domestic leagues that dominate European football – Italy, Spain and England. Italy may be the exception that proves a rule that the more accomplished a country’s domestic club system, the less likely
they are to prevail at the World Cup. And if the prosecutors get their way and Juventus and AC Milan are relegated, the Italian league will get a lot more competitive and interesting, but will also fall quickly out of Europe’s top tier – those two clubs pretty much carry Italy’s hopes in Europe, unlike say Spain where in recent years the likes of Sevilla, Betis, Valencia and Villareal have all joined Barcelona and Real Madrid in the Euro spotlight. It may even be argued, in fact, that uncertainty over their post-World Cup fate because of the scandal may even have spurred Italy to greater heights. In the case of England, however, it was patently obvious that players that had dominated Europe’s premier competitions at club level – Lampard, Gerrard, Terry, Joe Cole – simply couldn’t find their best game in an England shirt.

Could it have something to do with the emotional peaks of a player’s season? For example, could Steven Gerrard ever have mustered the passion for England that he did for Liverpool in that epic Champion’s League final against AC Milan in Istanbul two years ago? It never looked like it. And I’m not sure that England’s showdown with Portugal (and his year-round
teammates Carvalho, Ferreira and Maniche drew more out of John Terry than did Chelsea’s Champion’s League showdown with Barcelona, that pitted his defensive qualities against two of the world’s best attackers in Ronaldinho and Samuel Etoo. The Football Club is the form in which most players play the game most of the time, and it is the affinity built up in the course of a season-long campaign there (or in cases like Gerrard’s, the continuity with the boyhood passion for his local team and his adult captaincy of that team) that do more to shape a player’s identity than occasional outings with the national team.

I suspect that for established players in the top flight, finding themselves playing in the national team may sometimes feel a little like lapsed Jews or Catholics might feel when circumstances – a wedding, a funeral, a bar mitzvah – thrust them back into the houses of worship they knew as children. It’s like they’re pleased to make a nostalgic visit to their roots, but they can never quite feel the bond that supposedly binds them to the place.

Not sure. But while I’m holding this thought, it’s also interesting to note that France’s run was driven by two players whose connection with their clubs was tenuous. Zidane has essentially retired, and this was his swansong; Patrick Vieira had long signaled his unhappiness at Juventus and the possibility of their relegation makes it even more likely that he’ll move on. Thuram, also at Juve, is also retiring, while his club teammate Trezeguet will no doubt be looking for a new club. Gallas, also, has long been unsettled at Chelsea. Two such key leadership figures as Zidane and Vieira who have no affinity beyond their immediate (in this case national) team would certainly drive the others on to greater heights, and inspire the youngsters like Sagnol, Riberry and Malouda to give their best. (Indeed, if you looked at the on-the-field conferences between Henry, Zidane, Vieira and Makelele, and the comparative silence of Raymond Domenech on the sidelines, you get the feeling that the French coach played a kind of Executive Producer role, while Zidane and Vieira were the directors.) Henry, by contrast, who has just committed his future to Arsenal and had a long domestic season ending in disappointment against Barca in the Champion’s League, has looked decidedly jaded except for some moments in the final. So did the Chelsea-bound Ballack and Shevchenko

Why Brazil Failed

Sure he scored a couple, but he missed about a half dozen that he would have scored a few years earlier

I remember after they lost to France in 1998, there were all these conspiracy theories that Nike had used its massive sponsorship of the Brazilian national team to exert improper influence, to the extent of forcing an unfit Ronaldo to play. I’m pleased to say Germany 2006 must have killed those rumors. Not only is the obsession with Ronaldo clearly a Brazilian problem (Nike, after all, has transferred its affections to Ronaldinho, although it did insist on airing one particular ad featuring Ronaldo in his prime, zipping around and tearing up defenses at such great speed that it only made us more aware of just how appallingly static his corpulence has made him.) And if Nike had any influence, Ronaldinho would surely have been allowed the same freedom to create as he enjoys at Barcelona. Instead, the notoriously conservative Carlos Alberto Parreira had him playing as a pretty orthdox left midfielder (not a winger, as much as a wide midfielder with the attendant defensive responsibilities). If playing Ronaldo wasn’t sufficiently disastrous, he was often played alongside Adriano, another big lumbering fellow who brings little pace to the party, meaning centerbacks facing Brazil had a rather easy time dealing with two pretty static forwards. They only looked lively when Robinho replaced on of the front two, although injury deprived us of the pleasure of watching him even if it’s doubtful that Parreira would have used him enough. But on why Brazil failed, I think there’s no better place to go than Alex Bellos, who has written books about Brazilian football and did this fine analysis for the Financial Times. The other problem he highlights is Parreira’s reliance on established stars, regardless of their form. Ronaldo, Adriano, Cafu, Roberto Carlos and Emerson all fit this description. It was, in other words, a self-inflicted wound.

I want to do one more observation on African football and the World Cup, but that will have to wait.

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Condi, You’re Killing Me!


Anyone who has any Hamas numbers in their rolodex should call them and tell them to, uh, do the right thing so that we can get President Bush’s vision back on track and stuff…

Thus Condi Rice on the current mayhem in Gaza: “We are also calling on the international community to help Prime Minister — President Abbas, and I think that is helping — is happening, but most especially to help the Palestinian people. We are trying to keep the crossings open so that the humanitarian assistance can get into the Palestinian people. We are trying to do what we can to help to get their electricity back on and the like because we don’t want to see the Palestinian people suffer.” (Uh, “trying to get their electricity back on” makes it sound like they’re victims of an earthquake or a flood — all it would take for the United States to get Gaza’s electricity back on is a simple phone call to Prime Minister Ehud Olmert informing him that if he doesn’t directly supply, at Israel’s own expense from its power stations in the Negev that once supplied all of Gaza, the power that Israeli bombs knocked out, then Israel can’t expect U.S. support on the Gaza issue at the UN. So, one wonders, how hard is Condi trying to get Gaza’s electricity restored?)

But wait, it gets worse: “But their government, Hamas government, needs to respond to root cause of this problem, and the root cause of this problem was the attack that took place and the Israeli soldier that was abducted. It is high time for Hamas to return that soldier. It is high time then for everybody who has any influence on Hamas to make sure that that happens, and then we can get back on track.”

High time for “anyone that has any influence on Hamas” to do something, eh? Well, the U.S. and European Union and Arab League would have considerable influence over Hamas if they were still funding the Palestinian Authority. Instead, in keeping with some infantile punitive logic, Rice insisted that the Palestinians be financially strangled for daring to vote Hamas into power. And that’s exactly what’s happened. So now, the U.S. and its closest allies have no leverage at all over Hamas, because they squandered it in pursuit of a strategy aimed at overthrowing the Hamas government.

But the punchline in Condi’s standup routine is the “and then we can get back on track.” What track would that be? Is she suggesting that the military wing of Hamas be persuaded to return its Israeli prisoner in order to put back on track a U.S.-Israeli policy to overthrow its government? I wish someone at that press conference had asked her just what would be the incentive for Hamas to cooperate — has the Administration finally begun to grow up and realize that it can’t ignore Hamas and if it seeks a solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, it had better begin talking to the organization? Probably not.

This Administration has a curious habit of cupping hands over its ears and loudly chanting its ideological preferences when it can’t get its way on international crises — just look at North Korea. And that’s why the Bush administration has had no policy at all on Israeli-Palestinian relations for most of its tenure; it simply outsourced that nasty business to Ariel Sharon. Condi may have been dumbfounded by the election of Hamas but she shouldn’t have been surprised: The Hamas victory came about in no small part because Israel, with Washington’s endorsement, had given the Palestinian electorate exhaustive proof that President Mahmoud Abbas and his Fatah party were, at the very best, irrelevant to the Palestinians’ fate at the hands of Israel.

Perhaps someone at the Statet Department ought to make sure she reads former Israeli Justice Minister Yossi Beilin’s thoughtful op-ed on the complete absence of any U.S. impact on events on the ground in the Middle East. Extract:

The United States is cut off from a number of Muslim countries. It does not have any form of dialogue with Iran or Syria, it boycotts the Hamas government, and all that is left for Rice to do is call Israel, Egypt and Jordan. When the latest crisis broke out, as the firing of Qassam rockets increased and the violence intensified, Israel, naturally, turned to the same agent that enabled it to withdraw from the Gaza Strip – Egypt. It was President Hosni Mubarak that went into the heart of the matter and dispatched his intelligence chief, who demanded that a doctor be allowed to see Gilad Shalit, and is now busy trying to mediate between the factions.

The United States was not even mentioned as an option. The White House spokesman on duty did take the time to inform the world that it was Israel’s right to defend itself, but said it should do so carefully. Thanks a lot. Really. A different administration, in a different situation, would have sent a special envoy to the region who would shuttle between Syria, Gaza and Jerusalem, trying to calm things down, threatening, promising, fuming – all in order to end the crisis.

The worsening violent conflict in the Middle East is a blatant reflection of the weakness of the American partner. At the moment of truth, when Israel needs a powerful third party capable of moving things in the area, it turns out that little beyond the repetitive recitation of Bush’s vision and of the dust-covered road map can be expected, which neither side intends to actually implement.

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Berserk in Gaza: Olmert Blows It

World Cup blogging continues here — but there’s more to life than football, Barry, so read this too!

Even before the Palestinians committed the cardinal sin of electing Hamas to govern them, Israel had no intention of negotiating with Mahmoud Abbas. Instead, Ariel Sharon was pursuing his strategy of unilaterally redrawing Israel’s boundaries, on the grounds that “there is no Palestinian negotiating partner.” Which is true, of course, if you finish the sentence: It’s not that there is no Palestinian leadership willing to negotiate (even Hamas appears to be moving in that direction by endorsing the two-state premise of the “Prisoner’s Document”); it’s that there is no Palestinian negotiating partner willing to accept Sharon’s (and now Olmert’s) terms. Those terms, of course, are neither fair, just nor based on international law. Not that fairness and justice for the Palestinians, or international law, are concerns of the Bush administration, which is why Israel has managed to get away with actions that would have been stopped by any U.S. administration with a grownup perspective on the Middle East. Israeli commentators have no trouble recognizing that Israel’s actions in Gaza are those of a rogue regime: “It is not legitimate to cut off 750,000 people from electricity,” writes Gideon Levy in Haaretz. “It is not legitimate to call on 20,000 people to run from their homes and turn their towns into ghost towns. It is not legitimate to penetrate Syria’s airspace. It is not legitimate to kidnap half a government and a quarter of a parliament. A state that takes such steps is no longer distinguishable from a terror organization. The harsher the steps, the more monstrous and stupid they become, the more the moral underpinnings for them are removed and the stronger the impression that the Israeli government has lost its nerve.” (Only in Israel, by the way, will you hear such a refreshingly blunt assessment – nobody would dare write that in the U.S. media)

The moral outrage is welcome, but so is the analytical observation about the strategic grasp of the Olmert government. Once the Palestinians used the power of democracy to rid themselves of the venal corrupt and self-serving Fatah government and put Hamas in power, the new Israeli government demonstrated just how badly the departure of Sharon has affected their ability to wage political war. From the outset, their response to the Hamas election victory was skittish, and self defeating: They at once claimed vindication for their “no partner” position that supposedly gave them the right to proceed unilaterally, but at the same time set about trying to overthrow the Hamas government through financial strangulation. Any sober head (and Sharon certainly had a sober head) could have gamed out the contradiction in this position. Hamas in power would have maintained the “cover” that would allow (in Western eyes) Israel to proceed with unilateral plans, while leaving a coherent if hostile authority on the other side of the wall. Instead, Olmert appears to have been spooked by Hamas’s triumph, along with the naïve ideologues of the Bush administration, opted for the rash strategy of toppling it – based on the hopelessly wishful idea that if squeezed hard enough, the Palestinian electorate would turn their backs on Hamas and restore the corrupt and discredited Fatah regime. The drive to oust Hamas has been escalated to military action since members of the military wing of Hamas, aligned with its more radical exile faction, snatched an Israeli soldier in Gaza and held him captive. The Hamas militants, of course, are looking precisely to sabotage the movement towards some form of coexistence with Israel by the parliamentary leadership of Hamas. But the Israelis appear to have been responding either in blind rage, or else on the basis of sharing the objective of eliminating the “threat” of a new Palestinian negotiating consensus (which, after all, is based on terms unacceptable to Israel).

Israel’s strategy may still fail: The effect of Israel’s invasion may be to restore some semblance of national unity and common purpose among the Palestinian factions that had been shooting at each other for weeks previously. When the Israeli surge turned to bombardment and armored attacks, the rival Palestinian formations will certainly have been reminded of that which unites them, and why they have traditionally avoided expressing their rivalry in zero-sum terms. But if it succeeds, Olmert’s unilateral strategy is dead. Already, Israelis have turned against the idea of turning over any part of the West Bank to a polity similar to that in Gaza. The Palestinian electorate is more likely than ever now to stick with Hamas, but the political balance within Hamas may swing back towards the militants. And if Israel succeeds in preventing Hamas from governing, the result is more likely to be a setup not unlike Mogadishu. Either way, Israel will now find itself, given its own terms, unable to “disengage” from either Gaza or the West Bank. Spooked by the rise of Hamas and the provocations of its militants, Olmert has effectively collapsed the fiction of “disengagement” and affirmed the reality that Gaza and the West Bank remain occupied by Israel – and will remain so until Israel is able to conclude a political agreement with the chosen leadership of the Palestinians.

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The Miami ‘Terror’ Bust: Where’s Flava?

First thing I thought when I started reading (and writing about) the “plot” to blow up the Sears tower in Chicago, was: Where’s Flavor Flav with his giant pocket watch?

Rather than trained terrorists for whom stealth and secrecy is the golden rule, these guys seem to have strutted around a poor African-American neighborhood in Miami wearing military-style garb (sometimes also turbans), standing guard and doing exercise drills. You know, like the S1Ws in the old Public Enemy hip-hop shows. And just like the S1Ws, seems like these guys didn’t have any real weapons either. The indictment against them is pretty hilarious, because it makes clear that the only contact these guys had with “al-Qaeda” was through a U.S. government undercover agent posing as a Qaeda operative. So the indictment says they swore oaths to al-Qaeda and sought its assistance in waging a ground war (yes, a ground war!) against the “devils” on U.S. soil. But, of course, any such “oaths” were administered not by al-Qaeda, but by a U.S. government agent posing as al-Qaeda. (I’m sure the lawyers are going to have fun with this one!)

The tragicomedy is evident in the list of requests made by the group’s leader to what the indictment calls “the al-Qaeda representative,” meaning the undercover agent: Boots, uniforms, machine guns, binoculars, bullet-proof vests, vehicles and radios. A ground war, started by an army of seven. Oh, and not forgetting this: They also provided “the al-Qaeda representative” with “a list of shoe sizes for the purchase of military boots.”

These guys, most of whom have Haitian names, appear to be part of some sort of urban rage cult that makes reference to various religions although doesn’t appear to have anything in common even with those versions of Islam that are deemed by the Qaeda types to sanction terrorism. Clearly they had grand fantasies about wreaking havoc. But what worries me is that the Feds seem good at busting these occasional groupings of wannabes and chumps, while the serious transnational plotters seem to elude them (as in the group described in the Suskind book that had apparently put into operation a plot to mount a gas attack on the NYC subway, only to have it aborted by Ayman Zawahiri — but they still managed to leave the U.S. again long before the security services got wind of the scheme).

Guys like this are dangerous, of course, in the way that any millenarian cult could be. But the idea that their arrest represents the foiling of a serious a new terror plot against an American city seems to be overreaching a little. If the next generation of white high-school shooters in the Columbine tradition proclaims themselves to be soldiers of Osama bin Laden, we wouldn’t treat them as such. And I’m not sure that the “Miami Seven” are much different.

I also got to thinking that if you look back now to the heyday of Public Enemy — for example,
watch the video of ‘By the Time I Get to Arizona’ and you’ll see stuff — angry young men engaged in paramilitary posturing, playing with weapons and in the climactic scene, blowing up the Arizona state house — that these days might get them busted for a terror plot!

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Is This Zionism or Anti-Semitism?

What would you call a politician who said that the “national homeland” of French or American or Argentinian Jews was not France or the U.S. or Argentina, implying that they were properly part of another nation with its own homeland (and therefore not really part of the French, U.S. or Argentinian nation)? I don’t know about you, but I’d call him or her an anti-Semite.

What then to make of Israel’s foreign minister Tzipi Livni’s concern that “Israel is being delegitimized as the national home of the Jews”? Livni instructed Israel’s diplomatic representatives abroad to emphasize this idea when dealing with foreign governments. I’d politely but firmly suggest that those governments would do better to ask their own Jewish citizens and those of other Diaspora countries what they consider their “national home,” and respect the answer.

And the same goes for Ehud Olmert telling French Jews that they should “come home.” I’m sorry, but if it’s not acceptable for a French leader to say that the home of the Jews is not in France, then why is it acceptable for an Israeli leader to say so? Not only does it promote the anti-Semitic belief that Jews are somehow alien and maintain a loyalty to a different state; it actually is an anti-Semitic belief itself. Call it Zionism, if you like, to maintain that Jews don’t belong any place outside of a Jewish ghetto. I call it anti-Semitism, and it deserves to be as harshly denounced when it comes from Olmert as when it comes from Le Pen.

It’s time the Israeli leadership grew up and got used to the that Israel is the national home of its citizens, and those who chose to become its citizens, not of the rest of us. Two thirds of Jews choose not to live there now, and I don’t imagine that changing in the foreseeable future. Israel is not my “national home” — Judaism is not a nationality. Nor does Israel have any right to speak on my behalf. For anyone, Jewish or otherwise, to tell me that Israel is my “national home” is to strip me of my citizenship. Which is what I expect from anti-Semites.

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Bush to Iraq: Try Socialism!

Now here’s a turnup for the books to confound the Naomi Klein crowd who think Bush invaded Iraq to impose free-market globalization on its economy: As part of his new plan for what some in the media call a “post-Zarqawi Iraq” (ding-dong, the witch is dead…) President Bush has suggested to Iraq’s new prime minister Nuri al-Maliki that he established a fund to allow ordinary Iraqis to share in their country’s oil wealth. A publicly-owned oil industry should redistribute its earnings among the general population, i.e. as an entitlement rather than a tax break for the super-rich? Sounds like the sort of thing you’d hear from a certain Mr. Chavez down in Venezuela…

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